10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- It's Free To Fold...
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.