10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth