10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth