10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.