10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'