10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22