10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.