10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus