10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.