10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright