10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.