10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.