10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks