10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.