10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear