10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"