10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear