10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You have to piss with the dick you have