10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for loners.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"