10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Welcome to kicker school
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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