10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.