10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.