10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.