10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.