10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.