10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'