10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.