10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fold and live to fold again