10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fold and live to fold again