10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.