10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.