10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.