10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury