10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.