10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright