10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.