10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.