10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.