10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'