10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger