10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz