10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!