10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim