10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.