10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.