10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977