10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones