10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson