10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo