10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP